random #20 + bedah filem #2

satu
apa perasaan klu nmpak org pakai bju ketat?x kisahlh sbb buncit ke,gemuk ke, atau kurus seaklipun.
takut.
kenapa?
takut koyak.

dua.
agk2 en kenapa org suka tayang anggota badan atau shape bdgn kat masyarakat luar?
mungkin sbb dia ada kecelaruan identiti.
kecelaruan dgn apa?
haiwan.
asl plak?
mne ad haiwan y tutup aurat.

tiga.
"klu dh namanya student uni, mstilh dpt byk tutorial and assignments. Tak reti nak bersyukur?"
ayt popular masa aku futur.
and prcayalh, ayt di atas boleh lead ke soalan2 yg lain.
selamat bramal.

empat.
"kte tgk awk rapat dgn sorg bdak laki BH11 ni?"
"haah."
"korg brdua ada pa pe ke?"
senyum. "belum tiba masanya nk declare."

bila tiba 'masanya', ghupenya depa tu kapel.

aku trtnya2, prlu ke nk declare y kau kapel?
klu tunang pun xyah nk declare, apatah lgi kapel y bawa kpd maksiat.
klu tunang y disebut dlm hukum syariah y hukumnya harus, apatah lgi kapel y trg2 hukumnya haram.

"awk tau x ina dgn naim tu kapel?"
"yeke?dorg dh declare blom?"

*sigh*
*double sigh*
*triple sigh*

declare kapel mcm nk declare "aku isterinya/suaminya' saja.
ataupun
kata kasarnya
macam nk declare "weyh, aku buat maksiat"
Deep


lima
klu dlu, x sabar nk pindah sklh.
tp skrg aku nanges sbb aku rndu nk main botam (bola tampar), boja (bola jaring), pingpong, kejar2, kosong lobang tikuih, galah pnjg, badminton, pnjt pokok kelapa ngan dak2 aspuri.
especially botam ah sbb dlm semnggu tu, ckup empat hari main botam tiap ptg sbb sng, court botam sblh asrama je.
wlpn major aku in pingpong tp sbb pingpong ni pyh skit. nk main kne ad meja dan blok asrama aku xde meja pingpong.klu nk main kne gi dewan. 'jauh' (baca: malas).
so aku and the geng lg prefer main botam ataupun any games y bleh buat dkt aspuri je.

masa dlu, dak2 sklh, ajk main ap pun boleh
kau ajk main botam, layan.
kau ajk main boja, layan.
kau ajk main bdaminton, layan.
kau ajk main pingpong, layan

skrg?

payah bak hang.
especially kat kolej ni.
kau fikir sng nk cari org main pingpong?
jujur ckp.
susah giler.

and
ladies rmi y main game padang.
someone prnh ckp kay aku, disbbkn dia dh bese main game pdg, ble msk indoor, dia jd lain mcm skit.
tu yg aku cam merana jugaklh nk cari partner nk main pingpong.
rumet sndri pun x main sports.
payah.

enam (bedah filem #2) (xdelh filem mne pun)
ri tu tgk cite Hey Arnold kat tv9.
psl career day.
utk satu hari, dorg dpt bkrja based on undian krja yg dorg dpt.
ada y dpt polis.
ada y dpt bomba
ada y dpt tukang rntuhkn bangunan
etc
and Arnold kne jd tukang jual aiskrim.
mengikut rumors, org y jual ice cream tu (let name him: Josh as i didnt remember his name) sgtlh garang, x mesra, kedekut, x prnh senyum.
and Arnold sgtlh stress ble krja ngan Josh.
masa dh ptg, ghupenya Josh ada mslh dgn bos dia who is his father.
klu dia x mmpu nk hbskn stok sblum pkul 6 ptg, Josh akn dipecat and dia akn menganggur.
start dr situ Arnold ckp "I can help you.tp kne ada prjanjian."
i dont remember the agreement but overall, it's for their own sakes jugak.
Arnold needs an A for this career day activity.
Josh needs his job.
maka bergabunglah mereka.

first, Josh perlu senyum.
second, Josh perlu mesra.
third, kne terima pelanggan wlpn dia bdak kcik.

then, dgn bantuan Arnold and his friends, dorg brjya habiskn stok sblum pkul 6.
yeay!

*clap hands*

apa y aku dpt.
first, Arnold x suka kje tu sbb dgr rumors tu.ye mmg rumors tu betul but dia tetap terima.
but at the end, who knows dia brjya lakukan saomthing y incredible which are selamatkn krja Josh, ubah Josh jd org y lbih mesra, and dpt serve kids y nk beli aiskrim.

second,Josh learnt how to be more mesra bila dia brhdpn dgn kanak2.x sume org kot mampu buat cmtu he did it.kne pecahkn ego. thats all.